February 2012
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Kelly: Summer just accidentally bashed her head against an open cabinet door, then reeled backwards
now she is sniffing it suspiciously
Adam: another day in the life
Kelly: I take back everything bad I have ever said about this dog: she was worth every penny
Feb 15th
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“At ease, Christian soldiers. There is no “war on religion,” no assault on the...”
– EUGENE ROBINSON, “Drumming Up A Phony War on Religion,” in today’s Washington Post (via inothernews)
Feb 15th
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I Love You More Than Applesauce by Jack Prelutsky I love you more than applesauce, than peaches and a plum, than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts and berry bubblegum. I love you more than lemonade and seven-layer cakes, than lollipops and candy drops and thick vanilla shakes. I love you more than marzipan, than marmalade on toast, oh I love pies of any size, but I love YOU the most.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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The cookies are here!
Me: Did you open the Somoas?
Brother: What the hell? Can you SMELL them?
Me: No! I mean...I just...assumed?
Brother: Right.
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Conversations with the Dumb
Dumb Little Dog: (paws at chair)
Me: Do you want to get up?
DLD: (wags tail, spins)
Me: Well, go on, you can do it.
DLD: (scratches at chair, spins)
Me: You can make that jump, you've already done it once today. Go on, sweetie, get up!
DLD: (spins, spins, spins, runs across room and leaps onto couch)
Me: Well, okay.
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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“It’s funny when your yogurt is cherry flavored, I guess. ‘Specially when you...”
–  Beatrix, age 3, this morning (psycho) This is the best child.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones on MIA’s middle finger and everyone else’s panties being in a bunch over it. (via iwantnothingless) So good. (via zurik)
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Following the Phantom Menace 3D ad during the...
Me: Ugh.
Dad: What? I liked the prequels!
Me: Seriously??
Dad: Yeah, I thought they were great. Especially the first one.
Me: (sputters in disbelief)
Dad: You don't even like Star Wars.
Me: WHO ARE YOU.
Epilogue: Moments later he revealed that he took my mom to see A New Hope on one of their first dates & all was forgiven.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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New Nimona comic! →
gingerhaze: I just finished this 4-page comic for my Advanced Sequential class featuring the return of Nimona!  Check it out!
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“Most of all, though? It was, in spite of the potential for great heartbreak...”
– Series finale review: Chuck - Chuck vs. Sarah/Chuck vs. the Goodbye: The woman who knew too little - HitFix.com (via tiffanyb) Aw, yes. I dig this. Such a HAPPY show!
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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The Language of Dogs, Explained
Mom: I think your dog needs to go out.
Me: Okay.
Mom: She keeps alternately staring wistfully out the window and licking her behind.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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