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And here's hoping my opponent isn't sitting on...

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25th Hour: 25th Hour →

xxvmovement: I used to move mountains, he said, I used to move locks like pock marks And time like locked doors, I used to wear black and be so cool Like Johnny Cash but a nothing-fool. I wasn’t hip but I could jive And I would travel and I feel alive. I always transition between active and dead, I… This is a thing my brother wrote. It is a good thing, a great thing.

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TINTIN WAS SO GOOD

gingerhaze: the sassiest action hero of all

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That's What You Get For Buying in Bulk

Me: Hey, stocking stuffer idea--I need a new Blistex, I keep sending mine through the wash by accident.
Mom: Do you REALLY prefer Blistex to Chapstick?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mom: YOU JUST HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T YOU.
Me: You realize I've asked for Blistex in my stocking for, like, the past 3 years.
Mom: UGH.

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girldetective.me: STORY: James Franco Unable To... →

girl-detective: by GirlDetective NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT—Hollywood star and ridiculously accomplished renaissance man, James Franco, expressed confusion this Wednesday as to why his famous peer, actor Ryan Gosling, was the subject of an increasingly absurd internet meme that relies on images of Gosling paired… I <3 GirlDetective

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"Parks And Recreation"

LESLIE (recruiting for her Model U.N. competition): I need a few more volunteers.  Andy -- will you be Iceland?
ANDY: The bad guys from "Mighty Ducks 2"?  Don't think so.
LESLIE: Okay -- how 'bout Japan?
ANDY: The bad guys from "Karate Kid 2"?  Even worse.  (Beat.)  How about Germany?  They've never been the bad guys.
LESLIE: Why don't you be Finland?
ANDY: Okay!
APRIL: And I'll be the Moon!
LESLIE: Nope.  you're going to be South Africa or Pakistan.
APRIL: I'm the Moon or I quit.
LESLIE (irked): April.
APRIL: Moon or quit, man.
LESLIE: Fine -- you be South Africa and you can also secretly run the Moon.
APRIL: The Moon accepts your ridiculous proposal.