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Kelly: Summer just accidentally bashed her head against an open cabinet door, then reeled backwards
 now she is sniffing it suspiciously
Adam: another day in the life
Kelly: I take back everything bad I have ever said about this dog: she was worth every penny

Feb 15th

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“At ease, Christian soldiers. There is no “war on religion,” no assault on the...”

– EUGENE ROBINSON, “Drumming Up A Phony War on Religion,” in today’s Washington Post (via inothernews)

Feb 15th

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I Love You More Than Applesauce by Jack Prelutsky I love you more than applesauce, than peaches and a plum, than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts and berry bubblegum. I love you more than lemonade and seven-layer cakes, than lollipops and candy drops and thick vanilla shakes. I love you more than marzipan, than marmalade on toast, oh I love pies of any size, but I love YOU the most.

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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The cookies are here!

Me: Did you open the Somoas?
Brother: What the hell? Can you SMELL them?
Me: No! I mean...I just...assumed?
Brother: Right.

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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Conversations with the Dumb

Dumb Little Dog: (paws at chair)
Me: Do you want to get up?
DLD: (wags tail, spins)
Me: Well, go on, you can do it.
DLD: (scratches at chair, spins)
Me: You can make that jump, you've already done it once today.  Go on, sweetie, get up!
DLD: (spins, spins, spins, runs across room and leaps onto couch)
Me: Well, okay.

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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“It’s funny when your yogurt is cherry flavored, I guess. ‘Specially when you...”

– Beatrix, age 3, this morning (psycho) This is the best child.

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”

– Sasha Frere-Jones on MIA’s middle finger and everyone else’s panties being in a bunch over it. (via iwantnothingless) So good. (via zurik)

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Following the Phantom Menace 3D ad during the...

Me: 	Ugh.
Dad: 	 What? I liked the prequels!
Me: 	 Seriously??
Dad: 	 Yeah, I thought they were great. Especially the first one.
Me: 	 (sputters in disbelief)
Dad: 	 You don't even like Star Wars.
Me: 	 WHO ARE YOU.
Epilogue: 	 Moments later he revealed that he took my mom to see A New Hope on one of their first dates & all was forgiven.

Feb 6th